Tyler and Piper are still sitting in the garden of No.22. In- line caption: PIPE UP
TYLER: Hi guys, welcome back to Part 2...if you haven't watched Part 1, I suggest that you do it, because it probably won't make sense.
PIPER: And there's so many...great questions.
TYLER: I'm just trying to, like, talk and like, talk to my fans, you know...?
Piper laughs
PIPER: I thought you were being serious for a second, but then you said fans and I knew you were kidding(!)
Piper looks quickly down at her phone.
PIPER: Who would be most likely to be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse?
They both hold up TYLER cards, but Tyler quickly changes his to PIPER.
PIPER: Thank God you said it!
TYLER: Oh, yeah...look, I don't believe in that...stuff of viruses and...
PIPER: Tyler, it's *going* to happen!
TYLER: Fine, OK, I'll die first because I'd be protecting you.
Piper smiles tightly.
PIPER: You'd die because...
TYLER: You'd die because you suck!
PIPER: I wouldn't, because I've done my homework, I've done my prep, I've watched to many zombie movies, every time in the garage, I'm looking around saying, 'If something were to happen right now, what would I grab?' I'd go for the spade and straight to the head, or whippersnipper...whippersnipper!
TYLER: So, you'd cut off their hair.
They laugh.
PIPER: Give them a quick haircut!
TYLER: Yes! Zzz, zzz, zzz, zzz!
PIPER: Piper Willis is the zombie barber! No, they hurt, they're like, deadly.
She mimes taking out some zombies.
TYLER: Oh, God, I feel sick a little bit.
PIPER: Oh, do you, why?
He mimes slitting a zombies throat.
PIPER: Oh, sorry!
TYLER: I'm going to change my answer.
He holds up the PIPER card.
PIPER: Really? Do you think I'd be the first to die? Why do you think?!
She gives up.
PIPER: Who's most likely to cry at a sad movie.
Tyler holds up the TYLER card. Piper is still thinking.
PIPER: It depends...though I'm going to say...
She holds up her TYLER card.
They laugh when they see they've both got the same.
PIPER: Yes! You...
TYLER: I'm such a baby!
PIPER: I know, when it comes to, like, animal stuff especially. That's sad, Ty.
TYLER: Did you see those polar bears, they get so cold in the ice.
PIPER: What are you watching?! What movie is this?
TYLER: David Attenborough.
PIPER: Why? In like, documentaries? I thought you were going to be, like, 'Racing Stripes is a really sad movie!'
They laugh.
PIPER: Comment down below if you remember Racing Stripes. Do you remember that movie? She, like, races it on a zebra!
Tyler is looking at Piper's phone.
TYLER: Who is most likely to invent something useful.
Piper holds up PIPER, Tyler holds up TYLER.
PIPER: OK! Pourquoi?!
They laugh.
PIPER: Why? Why, why?
TYLER: I put up the wrong one.
He is now holding up the PIPER card.
PIPER: And that is why I would invent something more useful!
They giggle.
TYLER: What would you invent?
PIPER: I don't know. Oh, actually...
TYLER: Actually, no, no, we'd better not say because...
PIPER: I know, I do have one, but I wouldn't want to...
TYLER:(to the camera) Cos you guys would steal it.
PIPER: Yep.
TYLER: Which is a no- no.
PIPER: It's a really good one, I'll tell you when we've finished filming.
Piper looks down at her phone.
PIPER: Who is most likely to appear on some reality show?
TYLER: That could go both ways.
PIPER: I know, I've got my answer. And my reason.
Piper holds up TYLER, Tyler holds up PIPER.
PIPER: Interesting.
TYLER: Very interesting.
PIPER: Why, why would I be on one?
TYLER: Well, you'd be on one because basically, you do your vlog now...so you're just basically your own reality show, but just on YouTube...but, it could develop into a TV show.
PIPER: Well, I said you because...
TYLER: Like, fighting people!
He punches the air.
PIPER: Yeah, legit, no, just purely because I don't want to sell my soul to...
TYLER: So, you'd let me sell my soul instead.
Tyler is reading Piper's phone. He laughs.
PIPER: It can't be inappropriate.
TYLER: It's not. Who is most likely to laugh at the wrong moment?
Tyler holds up TYLER, Piper holds up PIPER.
PIPER: Is yours because you don't understand the joke?
They laugh.
PIPER: I'm sorry, that was so mean.
TYLER: Explain, yeah...yep, yours...
PIPER: It's just, a bit of a...bad sense of humour. If someone fell down the stairs, you'd be like, 'Oh my God, are you OK?' and you'd help them...but I'd find that funny.
TYLER: You'd laugh at the same time?
PIPER: I feel mean about what I said about you.
TYLER: That's alright, I'll hold you to it. So, I guess after that, this is over...
PIPER: End of the video...yep.
